Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult

Leslie Nielsen

Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

George Kennedy

Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

Nordberg

Fred Ward

Rocco

Kathleen Freeman

Muriel

Anna Nicole Smith

Tanya

Ellen Greene

Louise

Ed Williams

Ted

Raye Birk

Papshmir

Matt Roe

Clayton

Wylie Small

Defense Attorney

Sharon Cornell

Stenographer

Earl Boen

Dr. Eisendrath

Jeff Wright

Store Manager

Lorali Hart

Melon Lady

Mallory Sandler

Grocery Mother

K.L. Segal

Purse Woman

Brad Lockerman

Jason

Rosalind Allen

Bobbi

Charlotte Zucker

Nurse

Lois de Banzie

Dr. Kohlzak

Doris Belack

Dr. Roberts

Nigel Gibbs

Carjacker

Andre Rosey Brown

Corridor Guard

Randall 'Tex' Cobb

Big Hairy Con

Ann B. Davis

Ann B. Davis

Alex Zimmerman

Mess Hall Convict

Marc Alaimo

Trucker

Tom Finnegan

Priest

Hammam Shafie

Cabbie

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

Cabbie

Danny Daniels

Cabbie

Joe Grifasi

Director

Vanna White

Vanna White

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Rick Scarry

Security Guard

Mary Lou Retton

Mary Lou Retton

James R. Scribner

Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man

Lou Felder

Presenter

Chrissy Bocchino

Mother Theresa

Pia Zadora

Pia Zadora

Joe D'Angerio

Security Guard

Gary Cooper

Cop

Christopher J. Keene

Cop

Joe Flood

Cop

Scott Evers

Umpire

Paul A. Hutton

Doctor

Burton Zucker

Clinic Patient

Susan Breslau

Train Lady #1

Erin MacArthur

Train Lady #2

Marcy Goldman

Train Lady #3

David Zucker

Teleprompter Guy

Robert K. Weiss

Tuba Player

Peter Segal

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Robert LoCash

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

William Kerr

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Jolie Chain

Producer's Wife

Wendy Hogan

Producer's Wife

Jeri Caldwell

Producer's Wife

Michael Ewing

Assistant Director

David Malloy

Maalox Boy

Vanessa Sandin

Gabriella

Julie Strain

Dominatrix

Andrew Craig

Bryce Porterhouse Guard

David Fresco

Lifetime Award Recipient

Bill Erwin

Conductor

Adam Hasart

Frank Jr.

John Capodice

Mr. Big

Glen Chin

Sumo Wrestler

Philip Yamaguchi

Sumo Wrestler

Florence Henderson

Florence Henderson

Tim Bohn

Waldo

Timothy Watters

President Clinton

Eugene Greytak

Pope

Aaron Seville

Cop

Blane Savage

Dancer

Michael Chambers

Dancer

T.C. Diamond

Dancer

Brett Heine

Dancer

Jerald Vincent

Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward

Dancer

Brian Wightman

Dancer

Bryan Anthony

Dancer

Paul Feig

Oscar Audience Member

Joel Madison

Oscar Audience Member

Steve Pepoon

Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott

Oscar Audience Member

Edward Weber

Oscar Audience Member

Adrienne Parsons

Mercedes Lady

Robert J. Elisberg

Taxi Driver

Elisa Gabrielli

Mourner

Taran Killam

Boy of Geriatric Park

Marianne Davis

Girl of Geriatric Park

Bill Zuckert

Old Man

Nikki Segal

Screaming Supermarket Baby

James Earl Jones

James Earl Jones (uncredited)

Raquel Welch

Raquel Welch (uncredited)

Shannen Doherty

Shannen Doherty (uncredited)

Elliott Gould

Elliott Gould (uncredited)

Mariel Hemingway

Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)

R. Lee Ermey

Prison Guard (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Prisoner #2 (uncredited)

Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)

Bruce A. Young

Tyrone (uncredited)

Olympia Dukakis

Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)

Symba

Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)

Heather Hewitt

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Susan McNabb

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Françoise Ruggieri

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

George Sasaki

Oscar Audience Member (uncredited)

Gary Cooper

Cop

Joseph the Lion

Lion

Peter Segal

Director

John Hockridge

First Assistant Director

Joseph J. Kontra

Second Assistant Director

Violet Cazanjian

Second Second Assistant Director

Robert K. Weiss

Second Unit Director

Pat Proft

Writer

David Zucker

Writer

Robert LoCash

Writer

Jim Abrahams

Executive Producer

Gil Netter

Executive Producer

Robert K. Weiss

Producer

Jeff Wright

Associate Producer