Rik Mayall
Rick / Richie Rich / Richard Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Richie Richard / Richard Twat (archive footage)
Adrian Edmondson
Vyvyan / Eddie Catflap / Sir Adrian Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Eddie Hitler / Eddie Ndingombaba (archive footage)
Alexei Sayle
Billy Balowski / Jerzei Balowski / Brian Damage (archive footage)
Andy de la Tour
Chief Inspector Grobbelaar (archive footage)
Anne Nolan
Herself (archive footage)
Christopher Ryan
Mike the Cool Person / Dave Hedgehog (archive footage)
Fenella Fielding
Mrs. Foxfur (archive footage)
Gareth Marks
Receptionist (archive footage)
Hank Marvin
Himself (archive footage)
Helen Lederer
Lady Natasha, Third Viscountess of Moldavia (archive footage)
Jonathan Stratt
Constable Jones (archive footage)
Kelly Hunter
Mrs. Gascoigne (archive footage)
Lee Cornes
Dick Head (archive footage)
Mark Arden
Father on Cornflakes Box / Shooting Gallery Stallholder (archive footage)
Michael Redfern
Mr. Cooper (archive footage)
Nicholas Parsons
Himself (archive footage)
Nigel Planer
Neil Pye / Ralph Filthy (archive footage)
Patsy Rowlands
Lil Potato (archive footage)
Robert Llewellyn
Mr. N. Stiles (archive footage)
Roger Brierley
Sir Roger Cobham (archive footage)
Cliff Richard
Himself (archive footage)
Steven O'Donnell
Spudgun (archive footage)
Terry Jones
Drunk Vicar (archive footage)
Kevin Allen
Marcel (archive footage) (uncredited)
Kate Ashfield
Mrs. Hardy (archive footage) (uncredited)
Rupert Bates
Mr. Wormwood (archive footage) (uncredited)
Caroline Gruber
Maid (archive footage) (uncredited)
Clair Hill
Girl on Cornflakes Box (archive footage) (uncredited)
Ceri Jackson
Mother on Cornflakes Box (archive footage) (uncredited)
Peter Laxton
Boy on Cornflakes Box (archive footage) (uncredited)
Pauline Melville
Mrs. Basterd (archive footage) (uncredited)
Bill Nighy
Mr. Johnson (archive footage) (uncredited)
Lisa Palfrey
Mrs. Nice (archive footage) (uncredited)
Simon Pegg
Mr. Nice (archive footage) (uncredited)
Jennifer Saunders
Helen Mucus / Anita Harris (archive footage) (uncredited)
Julia Sawalha
Veronica Head (archive footage) (uncredited)
Mel Smith
Jumbo Whiffy (archive footage) (uncredited)
Tip Tipping
Constable Jenkins (archive footage) (uncredited)
Peter Wear
Witchfinder (archive footage) (uncredited)
