Nobody Knows Anything!

Alanna Ubach

Sarah

Alan Blumenfeld

Mayor

Kristen Johnston

Miranda

Carmine Caridi

Frankie C.

Janeane Garofalo

Patty

Mike Connors

"Joe Mannix"

Virginia Madsen

Prison Lawyer

Robert Englund

Jack Sampson

Margaret Cho

Rental Car Agent

Charles Esten

Conner Fulton

Sophie Ward

Claire Howard

Joel Murray

Robber #1

Richard Kind

Real Estate Agent

Ed Lauter

Gun Expert

Michael Lerner

Uncle Lou

Pat Finn

Robber #2

Joe Liss

Savant

Tim Meadows

Cashier

Lou Myers

Blue Smoke Jones

Mike Myers

"Eye" Witness

David Pasquesi

Jimmy

Fred Willard

Mr. McClintock

Mary Kay Place

Mrs. McClintock

Wayne Rogers

Gun Schnook

Mitch Rouse

Virus

Robin Ruzan

"Eye" Witness #2

Scott Thompson

Mechanic

Richard Zavaglia

Phil Phillips

Linda Black

Usherette #2

Peter Cohen

Peach Protestor #3

Stephen Colbert

TV Newsman

Paul Dooley

Warden

Murphy Dunne

Psychiatrist

Melissa Green

Young Miranda

Archie Hahn

Youth Leader

Larry Hankin

Blind Man

Sebastian Hitzig

Sarah's Cameraman

Bill Kirchenbauer

Jimmy's Father

Jay Leggett

Prison Guard

Adam Miller

Young Jimmy

Vladimir Nemirovsky

Film Teacher

Dominique Pinassi

Phil's Receptionist

Harvey Poole

Peach Protestor #1

Susan Poole

Peach Protestor #2

Laura Rogers

C-Store Customer

Cynthia Szigeti

Jimmy's Mother

Holly Beavon

Receptionist (voice)

Ben Stiller

Peach Expert (uncredited)

Robert Crawford Jr.

Second Assistant Director

Dale Dreher

First Assistant Director

Jennifer Helmuth

Script Supervisor

Mark Little

Second Unit First Assistant Director

William Tannen

Director

David Pasquesi

Writer

Amy Rogers

Producer

Jamie Beardsley

Line Producer

Jamie Beardsley

Unit Production Manager

Jed Golden

Co-Executive Producer

Eric Louzil

Co-Executive Producer

John Golden

Associate Producer