
Ronald "Tater Salad" White (born December 18, 1956) is an American stand up comedian who has had two Grammy Award-nominations, and is RIAA certified 10x Platinum for CD and DVD sales of over 10 million units. He is a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and authored the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability (Dutton 2006, ISBN 978-0525949619), which appeared on the New York Times best seller list. White is well-known for his famous punchline, "...You can't fix stupid."
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Horrible Bosses
2011 · as Detective Samson

Sex and the City 2
2010 · as Tom

12 Mighty Orphans
2021 · as Sheriff Red Wright

Demoted
2011 · as Earl Frank

Good Fortune
2016 · as Self

Jayne Mansfield's Car
2013 · as Neal Baron

Kill Tony: Kill or Be Killed
2025 · as Self - Guest

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
2003 · as Self

The Fluffy Movie
2014 · as Doctor

Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again
2004 · as Himself

Ron White: A Little Unprofessional
2012 · as Self

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road
2006 · as Self

Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
2006 · as Himself

Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy
2005 · as Self

Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad
2004 · as himself

Redneck Comedy Roundup
2005 · as Himself

Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up
2018 · as Himself

Ron White: Behavioral Problems
2009 · as Himself